I keep saying I’m going to blog again. And I will….
Soon.
I’m sorry, but I’ve just been so fucking exhausted and it’s giving me writers block.
But hopefully after my VACATION I’ll be rested up and all sassy n’ shit again.
- MIM
Categorized in Uncategorized
So I whipped this up….
Categorized in Retro Trash and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: Beyond Thunderdome, Greek, gyros, hairy, jews, Mad Max, pita, punchy, sauce, SugarTits, Tina Turner
Categorized in Food, Music and Myrtle's Mens
Tags: AC/DC, angus burger, Angus Young, beef, Chervron, fast food, gas, guitar, McDonalds, rock n' roll, signs
And no, I’m not sick of this joke yet…..
Categorized in Celebrity Crap, In the News, Music and Myrtle Hates Other People
Tags: asshole, jerk, joke, Kanye West, King Koopa, Luigi, Mario, Nintendo, Princess, rap, Super Mario Brothers
We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:
That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!
Categorized in Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Movies and Retro Trash
Tags: 1970's, auction, bush, chair, collectable, hairy, Herman Miller, muff, porn, porno, pussy, teacher, vintage
Sorry, no blog tonight.
I’m going to see AC/DC at the Honda Center.
My friend and I are going to go for a massage first (to get all loose for Anus, I mean, Angus), and then eat BBQ, and then go to the show.
I’m not going to eat BBQ beans though – I don’t want my american thighs knocking everyone out all night.
Categorized in Music and Myrtle's Travels
Tags: AC/DC, american thighs, Angus Young, anus, BBQ, Honda Center, massage, You Shook Me All Night Long
Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?
Categorized in Los Angeles, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash and Television
Tags: detective, Dragnet, Jack Webb, Joe Friday, LAPD, police
I’m going through my Flickr accounts and posting random pictures that I find amusing. Sorry folks!
Categorized in Myrtle's Pics and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: Adam-12, alpacas, bad girls, bathroom, cats, Fun Corner, italian ice, Jackie Mason, lox, naggers, Officer Malloy, Officer Reed, pickle hat, pickles, San Bernardino, South Park, Wheel of Fortune
William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.
Categorized in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, Eugene Levy, Hall and Oates, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, John Oates, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, William B
