Meat is Myrtle
Choice cuts of prime bitching.

Oct
14

angus

Sep
27

And no, I’m not sick of this joke yet…..

Sep
14

We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”

Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com

Here’s the chair:
herman chair

That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!

Sep
08

Sorry, no blog tonight.

I’m going to see AC/DC at the Honda Center.

AC-DC-on-Rock-Band

My friend and I are going to go for a massage first (to get all loose for Anus, I mean, Angus), and then eat BBQ, and then go to the show.

I’m not going to eat BBQ beans though – I don’t want my american thighs knocking everyone out all night.

Sep
07

Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?

Sep
02

For my homie, Mr. Canacorn

penis man

Aug
28

I’m going through my Flickr accounts and posting random pictures that I find amusing. Sorry folks!

poo kitten2

shaved ice

bad girls

pickle-hat-ad

prez jackie

A-12-M&K-Car

alpaca123

naggers

fun corner

Aug
26

William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????

My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.

cap016

Aug
25

That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.

“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?

“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle

Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.

But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!

SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1

SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 2

Aug
24

All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.

Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”