Categorized in Food, Music and Myrtle's Mens
Tags: AC/DC, angus burger, Angus Young, beef, Chervron, fast food, gas, guitar, McDonalds, rock n' roll, signs
Categorized in Celebrity Crap, In the News, Music and Myrtle Hates Other People
Tags: asshole, jerk, joke, Kanye West, King Koopa, Luigi, Mario, Nintendo, Princess, rap, Super Mario Brothers
We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:

That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!
Categorized in Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Movies and Retro Trash
Tags: vintage, 1970's, porn, porno, Herman Miller, chair, auction, collectable, pussy, hairy, muff, bush, teacher
Sorry, no blog tonight.
I’m going to see AC/DC at the Honda Center.

My friend and I are going to go for a massage first (to get all loose for Anus, I mean, Angus), and then eat BBQ, and then go to the show.
I’m not going to eat BBQ beans though – I don’t want my american thighs knocking everyone out all night.
Categorized in Music and Myrtle's Travels
Tags: AC/DC, american thighs, Angus Young, anus, BBQ, Honda Center, massage, You Shook Me All Night Long
I’m going through my Flickr accounts and posting random pictures that I find amusing. Sorry folks!









Categorized in Myrtle's Pics and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: Adam-12, alpacas, bad girls, bathroom, cats, Fun Corner, italian ice, Jackie Mason, lox, naggers, Officer Malloy, Officer Reed, pickle hat, pickles, San Bernardino, South Park, Wheel of Fortune
William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.

Categorized in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, Eugene Levy, Hall and Oates, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, John Oates, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, William B
Categorized in Movies, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television and The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is
Tags: beatniks, Bill Needle, Bobby Bittman, Danny Thomas, Dave Thomas, Eugene Levy, Harmonica Gang, heist, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, Johnny Puleo, Make Room for Daddy, Maudlin's Eleven, Ocean's Eleven, Rick Moranis, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, skectch, Skip Bittman, spoof, squaresville, William B
All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.
Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”
Categorized in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash and Television
Tags: 1970's, blow, brothers, moustache, Musikladen, Ron Mael, Russell Mael, Sparks, Tv, West Germany