Meat is Myrtle
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Archive for October, 2007

And I was worried I’d have to come out of the closet…

October 31, 2007

Sorry about the lag in blogging. I’ve been helping out the mountain people that have been evacuated from their homes, and then I came down with food poisoning, so I’ve been busy, ok? Fuck….
So when I was home sick puking my guts out, I noticed this on the side of my My Space home page:

Myrtle’s Dream Date

October 23, 2007

So I was checking my “Blog Stats” and it’s shows you what words or phrases people typed into a search engine to make your site come up as a “matching web page”. From the same person, these are the search phrases they entered (I’m keeping the spelling and grammar the absolute same):
djarums
kristeen young
meat other people
morrissey
baby [...]

Irish Blood, Latino Farts

October 22, 2007

Thursday October 11th – Night 2 of Morrissey euphoria.

(Photo property of losanjealous.com)
So Maribel and I race out to LA after work, and it was such fucking bullshit on the way there. I kid you not – we hit at LEAST 5 accidents on the way there. And then there was a bunch of Simpsons stuffed [...]

Beersick, Yet Still Docked

October 16, 2007

So two times this week I traveled to the land of gay cholos with waxed eyebrows and six dollar Bud Lites.

(Photo property of losanjealous.com)
I saw Morrissey in concert.
Again.
Twice.

Yes, I also get the DWR catalog in the mail

October 9, 2007

Because of your generous tax dollars, I had today off from work for Columbus day. I spent it working on my house, blogging, and listening to Split Enz.
I was reading Curbed LA, which led me to Luxist, which led me to this:

It’s nice to be hit on…

October 8, 2007

So I guess my weight loss is showing.
Personally, I can’t see the difference. To me, I look as fat as ever. My clothes do fit big, and I’ve had to go buy new clothes, because I was sick of wearing baggy clothes and looking like Stevie Nicks. Quick – someone shove an eight-ball down my [...]

Piss Clear II

October 8, 2007

Ok, I know I just got done bitching about the Green house.
And I was going to post the second article that I mentioned in that entry, but I forgot. So here it is:

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS RENDERING?????
Where are they putting this pre-fab at – Creepy Town?
It’s another “hippie-crite” scenerios – it’s supposed [...]

Piss Clear

October 8, 2007

As some of you know, I’m really into architecture, preservation, and real estate, so I read a couple of web pages that discuss that kind of stuff, with Curbed LA being my favorite. On their site the other day, they had two different, but sickingly the same stories, and they both involve Myrtle’s sworn enemies [...]

Welcome to Myrtle’s Nightmare

October 8, 2007

You don’t know how much it hurts me to write this blog.
Ok, every band goes through a “shitty” period, where they put out a total crap album, dont even tour, and get no air play (back when there was airplay). I fault this to three things, or as I like to call them, the three [...]

My life, according to the Oriental Trading catalog

October 8, 2007

So like every week at work, we get some kind of catalog from Oriental Trading, whether it’s the “Business Edition”, “Crafts Edition”, “Holiday Edition”, “Jesus Edition”, “Party Edition”, “Dog Fucking Edition” or whatever they can come up with. It’s always the same ol’ shit, and usually I toss them, because there’s only some many goofy [...]