Emo Thanksgiving

I just don’t feel like celebrating Thanksgiving this year.
I’m just not in that happy, jovial mood. I wasn’t last year, but I ended up going out for turkey dinner with Old Man John and out for a drive afterwards. I had a really great time, and it was nice to be with someone that had [...]

I’m in Movie Heaven

It always seems like all of the good movies come out in Fall/Winter (and I’m not talking about blockbuster new releases either). Maybe because they know you want to dress cute and cuddly and go out to the movies and coffee? Or maybe they know that you’ll get sick of shopping and family and want [...]

I was NOT stalking, ok?

Look what I found:

The Pantry Set-Up

After a fun filled night in LA, we hit up The Pantry. I’ve been there a million times before, but this time I was bored and I had my camera with me.

If loving you is wrong….I don’t want to be right

So I received some exciting news today. Well, it’s probably super boring to you – the readers, but it’s super exciting here in Myrtlewood.
In the early evening on December 2nd, I get to visit my dream house. No, not the House of Pies (although that does come in a close second). I’m talking about the [...]

As time goes by

In the midst of doing research for my second book, I’ve found quite a few pictures of the intersection of 7th and Broadway in Downtown Los Angeles. I frequented this intersection often (besides visiting your mom on the corner) – either going to Big Lots (which was down in the basement of the old Bullocks [...]

Myrtle talks about FUCKING

Since I’m being more open and touchy-feely with my personal emotions, I thought I would talk about my sex life, if you want to call it that. Feel free to have the barf bag near by, just in case.
Actually, I feel I’m pretty cold-fish when it comes to my sex life (and according to the [...]

Fuck, I’m tired and I can’t think of a title

So I have 40 minutes to write this, because at midnight, it will be November 3rd, which is actually Tammy’s birthday, but that’s not the reason I’m writing.
Today, November 2nd, is the 1 year anniversary of my mother’s death.
But don’t worry, I’m not going to be all depressing and shit like that. I just thought [...]