Archive for December, 2007
December 21, 2007
Thanks to Curbed LA, I found the house I’d like to buy when I win the Mega Millions (and yes, I WILL win the Mega Millions. Fate is such a cock tease.)
And it’s in Palm Springs, which means I can eat at Sherman’s every day! Oy vey! And it’s only $1,095,000…..
Posted in Gross, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: 1970's, avocado green, Brady Bunch, Creme De' Menthe, crushed, decor, domin, dominatrix, gaudy, infomercials, Mega Millions, Palm Springs, pool, puke, retro, Sherman's, Tequila Sunrise, ugly, velvet
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December 18, 2007
There’s no witty intro with this blog.
I want a breast reduction and that’s that.
I’ve had ginormous boobs my whole life, ever since I was in the 5th grade. I enjoy being curvy, but fucking enough is enough.
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: boobs, breast, breasts, Frankenstein, hourglass, Lane Bryant, milkbags, pain, pear shaped. fat ass, perky, reduction, Rubbermaid, Santa, Target, tits, titty fucking, Victoria Secret
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December 18, 2007
Like every office during the holidays, we do Secret Santa. So for a week before our holiday party, you’re supposed to put little presents in your persons stocking, leading up to one big present to be revealed at the party.
So far, I’ve gotten a piggy bank with Dubble Bubble in it, snowman candles, snowman socks, [...]
Posted in Food, Morrissey, Myrtle Hates the Public, Uncategorized |
Tags: bad words, creative, don't tase me bro, employee, Food, government, lazy, letters, Morrissey, pretzels, spelling
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December 5, 2007
I feel like I have lots to talk about, but nothing to say.
I’m still in a shitty mood, and the fact that I’m in a shitty mood makes me even more in a shitty mood. I really dont want to be like that – I want to be happy and joyful again, but I just [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle Hates the Public, Wah! |
Tags: attitude, bullshit, children, Christmas, creative, emo, ghetto, gym, mood, presents, rent, shitty, work, working out, zen
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December 4, 2007
The Stahl House – Case Study House #22. Architect: Pierre Koenig.
I’m too tired to type out the bio. Here’s a short piece in Wikipedia for you – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stahl_House
I know you’re jealous
Posted in Books, Mags, and Ephemera, Los Angeles, Myrtle's Pics, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: 1959, architecture, Arts and Architecture Magazine, Case Study House, Hollywood Hills, iconic, Julius Shulman, Los Angeles, mid century, photo, Pierre Koenig, pool, post war, retro, Stahl House, vintage
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