Myrtle hates “babies daddies”

So I’ve decided to jump into the “dating world” again after the diaster that was my relationship with Jeff 2.0, and I’ve posted a personal ad on Yahoo personals. I decided that this will be the route to go, because you actually have to PAY to communicate with potential mens. I met the last boyfriend [...]

Not me!

If you’re a woman and you work for the government, you undoubtedly know Maxine.
Who in the fuck is Maxine?

I love his sausages!

People have been comparing Heath Ledger to James Dean. Like I give a shit about either of them.

“Oooh! He’s acting!”

DMV stands for Dimwits, Mothers, and Vatos

*I’ve been super fricken tired lately due to my sleep issues, so I dont have the brain power to be creative. So I’m pulling one from the vaults and posting it. When I’m well rested (or laid), I’ll post some fresh bitching and complaining*
 
DMV stands for Dimwits, Mothers, and Vatos
I have to get [...]

I’m ashamed….

I’m so not on my game.
I’m in Fresno right now and we were in this ghetto thrift store downtown and they had a fucking DOUCHE BAG for sale, and it was laying out there with the original box and everything. Hot water bottle my ass……
And I forgot to take a picture of said douche bag. [...]

It looks like you were dragged…..Under My Wheels!

If you’re a loyal reader of my shit, then you know how much I dig Alice Cooper. My Mom and Dad both liked Alice Cooper, so obviously I must continue the tradition.
But FUCK!
Watching this hurts my eyes. It’s worse than all of the “cyst popping” footage on You Tube (don’t ask how I know). If [...]

Another Saturday Night at Vinyl Solution

Pictures by Myrtle

Show some love to the IE!

A wonderful gal named Tanya has started the Modern Riverside web page and blog, and she’s doing what Myrtle’s been too lazy to do – draw attention to the wonderful modern architecture that lives here in the IE. I’ve contributed some pictures from my collection and I plan on taking some more pics for the [...]

Myrtle fights City Hall

While being up for 4 days straight due to insomnia, I was busy writing. A lot. I kind of went off on this one, but that’s what happens when you’re an insomniatic architecture snob.

     Are you ready to talk about some shitty architecture?
I am.
There was an article in the Press Enterprise the other day about [...]

Let’s go to The Big No

On January 18th, I will once again be making a weekend trip to The Big No, to visit a good friend of mine. And to go record shopping. I’m on the hunt for a specific album, and you know how us Music Snobs will travel to the ends of the earth for a certain record.