Archive for February, 2008
February 26, 2008
Myrtle is usually one of those people that is always on time, and I hate it when other people are late (and NO, I am not talking about you, Jayson). I understand that shit happens and everyone is late on occasion, but I’m talking about people who are constantly, habitually late.
Myrtle is becoming one of [...]
Posted in Food, Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Morrissey, Myrtle Hates the Public, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: Banquet, coffee, dead possum, Fun Corner, government, Hi-Rev, In-N-Out, Inland Empire, late, Lil' Magic, monkey, Mother's Cookies, turkey pot pies, wimps
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February 23, 2008
The first and last thing I saw when I came and went from my apartment was “909″ on the door in those cheap shitty brass letters.
I thought I had finally gotten away from that number.
Posted in Food, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Los Angeles, Morrissey, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: Charlie O's, Crabby Joes, crackheads, downtown, Hayward Manor, King Edward, Los Angeles, MST3K, The Standard, U2
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February 19, 2008
So back around Valentines Day, Mr. Canacorn (or what I like to call him – Mr. Candy Corn) wrote a sweet blog about his old lady and “their” songs. If Myrtle didn’t have a black heart, she would have been “touched”.
I dont think I’ve ever had a “song” with a boyfriend (or trick ass ho’). [...]
Posted in Morrissey, Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: Art Laboe, Bill Withers, Club Metro, Eagles of Death Metal, Enigma, Love Songs, Morrissey, Pixies, Sparks, Suicide, The Chameleons UK, The Delfonics
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February 12, 2008
So Norco has a Subway.
Myrtle was glad when it opened up. It was close, and it was in the same shopping center as Staters and the loogie laundermat, so it was convenient. But seriously, it’s a fucking joke.
Posted in Food, Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle Hates the Public, Wah! |
Tags: Coors Lite, coupons, cowboys, Danny's Place, Eat Fresh, Eatern Europe, Jared, meat, Nightbreed, Norco, Quiznos, sandwiches, Staters, Subway, white trash
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February 10, 2008
My little brother Jeffrey called me the other day and he was telling me about how he got moved to all regular classes at school, and he was describing his new teachers to me. He’s been obsessed with “what kind of music” people like, and it worries me because I dont want him to end [...]
Posted in Morrissey, Music, Uncategorized |
Tags: John Cena, Morrissey, rap, The Residents
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February 9, 2008
Years ago in some magazine I published (plus I think it was a blog too) I did an article called “Perverted Sounding Restaurants That Didn’t Pass the Health Inspection”.
I’m sorry, but the 12 yeard old boy in me loves any dirty restaurant with “Ho” in the title.
So once again, I was checking the restaurant ratings [...]
Posted in Food, Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Wah! |
Tags: Chris Hansen, failed, Gross, Los Angeles County, restaurant rating, soul food, sushi, witty
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February 7, 2008
I’m fucking sick of being sick. I’d rather be injured, because at least when you’re injured, you get “pills”. Myrtle loves taking said “pills” while watching The Gong Show. But unlike the Isley Brothers, I’m not contagious – it’s just my allergies. So lucky me, I get to rub my nose raw and hock loogies [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, In the News, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle's Travels, Television, Uncategorized |
Tags: allergies, Bud Lite, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Coors Lite, crackhead, diet, Dr. Pepper, Drew Carey Show, Elvis, keg, loadies, loogies, Lotions and Lace, Mimi, MuMu, Norco, pills, Redneck Wedding, Riverside, Rudy Ray Moore, sick, The Gong Show, tiki, Tropicana, wedding, whippits, Wrangler
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February 5, 2008
I think I’m getting sick, but I hope it’s just allergies from the dust of moving shit at work.
So guess what? Myrtle is a SNOB now! Actually, I’ve always had a cultured intellectual side that I’ve always been embarrassed to show, but now it will be shown against my will. If you’re a loyal reader [...]
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Los Angeles, Myrtle's Attempts at Creative Writing, Myrtle's Pics, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: architecture, Case Study House #22, Chimay, Fox, Los Angeles, mall bats, Modernism Magazine, novel, Pierre Koenig, snob, Stella, vampires
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February 1, 2008
I need to get married ASAP.
Well, not ASAP. By 2010.
Hopefully on 09/09/09. Yes, I’m a 16 year old boy at heart.
Posted in Morrissey, Myrtle's Mens, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: casino, classy, Fat Elvis, Fireside Lounge, hawaiian, Kenny Loggins, Las Vegas, married, Morrissey, Mr. Roboto, Peppermill, scorpion bowls, The First 48, tiki, Tropicana, wedding
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