Myrtle has the eye of the tiger

Myrtle’s on a mission.
A girl with a gun.
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one.
Ok, enough with the Devo.
As some of you know, I’ve been dieting and working out since last June. I was taking diet pills (a.k.a. clean speed), and I stopped taking those back in October. They actually worked, and [...]

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So Myrtle gets to add another checkmark to the “Creamy Panties” List.

Myrtle has a hard-on for Joel McHale

Myrtle is one step closer to dying happy.
As you may know, Myrtle couldn’t give a shit about celebrities. Sure, I like reading the tab-u-loids, but when I’ve met them or seen them in person, I’m just like “Eh….”.
Maybe it’s because Myrtle is a Super Star in her own right. They are my peers, not [...]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

So once again, Myrtle found herself reading catalogs at work.
Really, most them are super boring. Most of them are for resource materials or office supplies.
Although I did get a package in the mail that had anti-spanking propaganda in it.
And as all of you know – Myrtle is anti anti-spanking.
At least on Myrtle.
Anyways, so besides the [...]