Dueling Myrtles

If you’re around the same age as Myrtle, you had to go to “Computer Lab” throughout your elementary school years (unlike old fuck Steve, who was in elementary school when they were still rocking the mimeograph).
And during Computer Lab, you would get excited when it was “Oregon Trail” day.
For all of you old timers (Steve), [...]

Myrtle’s pussy is an asshole…..

ARGH!
Fat Goo has been a fat asshole lately.

Fucking Sambos…..

……why did you have to go away?
Myrtle loves Sambos.
Unfortunately, Myrtle is too young to actually remember going to a Sambos, although my mother insisted that we would go when I was a baby.

A Bug Story…..

As soon as Matt came home from work, I marched into the main house with my hand on my hip and said -
“We need a bug zapper!”
“Guh?” said Matt as he sat on the filthy flowered couch with one of his shaved bitches.

At least she wont say no….

For some reason, this memory came flooding back to me tonight, so I thought I would blog it.

Myrtle expresses herself through Art Therapy

Myrtle has been stressed lately.
My weight-loss has me stressed.
My love-life (or lack of it) has me stressed.
My fear of being alone for the rest of my life has me stressed.
My car has me stressed.
The fact that Bo is going to die from pancreatic cancer on “Days of our Lives” has me stressed.
And, of course, [...]

His big sack would be hard to handle

This video has been on a steady rotation here in Myrtlewood.
It comes in second on the “Myrtle’s Favorite Scare Films” list (the first one being “Boys Beware”.
Besides it being clever, it makes me feel like I’m watching a bad Devo video while drinking High Life w/Pixie Stick shooters.