Yo’ Mamma’s Day

It sucks having a dead mom on Mother’s Day.
Not because you’re mom is dead, but because people wont stop bugging the fuck out of you…..

Another day, another tax payer dollar….

So Myrtle has had a really shitty day.
The Myrt Mobile took a major shit, and it put Myrtle in a majorly shitty mood.
And I’m dead tired.
And I’m super horny.
So when I get like this, I like to treat myself to something good….