Because I work in the child abuse/child safety field, we get all sorts of emails. Here’s one I usually get every August, since it’s Purple Ribbon Month:
Archive for the 'Books, Mags, and Ephemera' Category
Lazy
August 7, 2009Vampires (and Myrtle) suck!
August 3, 2009So I’ve been totally bummed lately.
I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly because I’m totally weak ass and the newest issue is the “Vampire” issue.
Bah humbug!
Las Vegas Tuesdays
July 8, 2009So I’m going to start posting Las Vegas stuff on Tuesdays.
Ain’t nothing else going on on Tuesdays, so why not?
Besides, it’s a LOT less boring than Rocktober.
So I forgot where I found this picture, but all that matters is that I did:
The caption for this photo was “The Whites in Las Vegas”.
The laughter from the [...]
Another day, another tax payer dollar….
May 1, 2008So Myrtle has had a really shitty day.
The Myrt Mobile took a major shit, and it put Myrtle in a majorly shitty mood.
And I’m dead tired.
And I’m super horny.
So when I get like this, I like to treat myself to something good….
Fucking Sambos…..
April 24, 2008……why did you have to go away?
Myrtle loves Sambos.
Unfortunately, Myrtle is too young to actually remember going to a Sambos, although my mother insisted that we would go when I was a baby.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
March 13, 2008So once again, Myrtle found herself reading catalogs at work.
Really, most them are super boring. Most of them are for resource materials or office supplies.
Although I did get a package in the mail that had anti-spanking propaganda in it.
And as all of you know – Myrtle is anti anti-spanking.
At least on Myrtle.
Anyways, so besides the [...]
Another Saturday Night at Vinyl Solution
January 14, 2008Pictures by Myrtle
And I was worried I’d have to come out of the closet…
October 31, 2007Sorry about the lag in blogging. I’ve been helping out the mountain people that have been evacuated from their homes, and then I came down with food poisoning, so I’ve been busy, ok? Fuck….
So when I was home sick puking my guts out, I noticed this on the side of my My Space home page:
My life, according to the Oriental Trading catalog
October 8, 2007So like every week at work, we get some kind of catalog from Oriental Trading, whether it’s the “Business Edition”, “Crafts Edition”, “Holiday Edition”, “Jesus Edition”, “Party Edition”, “Dog Fucking Edition” or whatever they can come up with. It’s always the same ol’ shit, and usually I toss them, because there’s only some many goofy [...]
