(Super) Mario Mondays

And no, I’m not sick of this joke yet…..

(100) Posts of Myrtle

Yes sir, this is the 100th Meat Is Myrtle post.

I never thought it would be so easy to write 100 blog posts of garbage, but it was super easy!
To celebrate 100 Posts of Myrtle, I think it’s appropriate to post something FABULOUS!
So I bring you (in the typical spirit of Myrtle)….The History of Daryl Hall’s [...]

Morrissey Mondays

So the rumor online is that Morrissey is wearing dentures.

I guess he’s been lisping (but is it a Lucky Lisp), and I guess his mouth and chin look different. I haven’t really noticed, because to me, he looks like a whiny 50 year old man.

You can’t feed a cat LP’s…..

Hey Mr. Canacorn (a.k.a. “Corn” )…
Even my cat has a Jackie Gleason record collection…..

To all the ice cream I’ve loved before….

I went grocery shopping today. I’ve been on this ice cream kick lately, so I stopped at the ice cream aisle and I checked out the Ben n’ Jerrys.
I never was really a fan until lately. Maybe because I was never impressed with their fucking hippie jack-off flavors and causes? Yeah, that was probably it.
But [...]

Take Off!

As you know, I’m an SCTV fanatic. I would totally blow young Eugene Levy, cause I like my guys Jewey and Hairy (and funny).
So while I was at the record store one night, I picked up this beauty for five bucks:

Myrtle McKenzie

Record Hunt

So unlike most fellow record snobs, I don’t have a certain list I work off of, I don’t have a “holy grail” record that I’ve been searching for forever.
But there are two records I’ve been on the hunt for…
Here’s the first one:

Uh, hello? Who WOULDN’T want this record? It’s only 4 songs, and they’re pretty [...]

Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

I wish I was this creative….

Dueling Myrtles

If you’re around the same age as Myrtle, you had to go to “Computer Lab” throughout your elementary school years (unlike old fuck Steve, who was in elementary school when they were still rocking the mimeograph).
And during Computer Lab, you would get excited when it was “Oregon Trail” day.
For all of you old timers (Steve), [...]

I have the transcripts right here…..

 

 
So Myrtle gets to add another checkmark to the “Creamy Panties” List.