Please kill me.
It’s hard enough to be a fat girl.
And now we have this?
Because mumu’s weren’t enough?
This one is even more ridiculous.
Yes, I am overweight. But when the day comes when I can’t even bend over to wash my feet, I’m putting down the Beefaroni’s….
This [...]
Stevie and I have been talking Warriors all week because of last weeks blog, and we realized that there’s three HUGE plot holes in the movie.
Before you start jumping on my ass, let me just state for the record that I, for one, am NOT one of those people that pull movies apart. I [...]
As someone who has spent most of her life studying and enjoying Nevada Gambling History, I pretty much know everything – through reading or through many of my collections.
I know all about the horrendous MGM Grand fire of 1980. I still refuse to this day to stay at Bally’s because you know that fucking place [...]
So I’ve been totally bummed lately.
I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly because I’m totally weak ass and the newest issue is the “Vampire” issue.
Bah humbug!
I was reading the Dollar Stretcher again, and I came across (don’t worry, I cleaned it up) this question in the “Recipe” section (right below the now famous Homemade A1 Steak Sauce question):
“I was wondering if anyone has tips for making inexpensive oatmeal?”
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU CAN’T EVEN AFFORD OATMEAL, JUST CURL UP AND DIE ALREADY!!!!!!
But hark, [...]
I read this web page called The Dollar Stretcher (www.stretcher.com) because they have a lot of good ideas for crafts, entertaining, etc… It’s a good web page, but some of the people on it are soooooo fucking cheap ass. I saw this question asked in the Recipes section:
“We love A1 sauce, but it is so [...]
While going through folders on my computer, I found the folder that had all of my “food writing”. And because I’m fat, it made me hungry.
Let me explain – years and years ago, I used do a MySpace page called “The Ghetto Gourmet” and I would write stories, reviews, complaints, recipes, whatever, as long as [...]
So what the fuck is up with these Summer Bums?
I’ve been seeing more and more “homeless” people begging for money, but they don’t even look fucking homeless!
Hey Mr. Canacorn (a.k.a. “Corn” )…
Even my cat has a Jackie Gleason record collection…..
Healthy Chinese food is such an oxy-moron, like “jumbo shrimp” and “Armenian with a big cock”. Homemade Chinese food is pretty decent for you , but fast food Chinese food is such a fucking joke – you might as well throw fried noodles on a salt lick.
“YOU EAT EGGRO NOWWWWW!”
Pick Up Stix (hereby referred [...]
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