I’m a total drag…. (NSFW)

We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:

That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!

Where do I start? (NSFW)

For my homie, Mr. Canacorn

Fat Ass Fridays

Please kill me.
It’s hard enough to be a fat girl.
And now we have this?
Because mumu’s weren’t enough?

This one is even more ridiculous.
Yes, I am overweight. But when the day comes when I can’t even bend over to wash my feet, I’m putting down the Beefaroni’s….

This [...]

Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

I wish I was this creative….

Myrtle’s pussy is an asshole…..

ARGH!
Fat Goo has been a fat asshole lately.

At least she wont say no….

For some reason, this memory came flooding back to me tonight, so I thought I would blog it.

Myrtle has the eye of the tiger

Myrtle’s on a mission.
A girl with a gun.
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one.
Ok, enough with the Devo.
As some of you know, I’ve been dieting and working out since last June. I was taking diet pills (a.k.a. clean speed), and I stopped taking those back in October. They actually worked, and [...]

C is for Cockroaches

Years ago in some magazine I published (plus I think it was a blog too) I did an article called “Perverted Sounding Restaurants That Didn’t Pass the Health Inspection”.

I’m sorry, but the 12 yeard old boy in me loves any dirty restaurant with “Ho” in the title.

So once again, I was checking the restaurant ratings [...]

No one puts Myrtle in a corner!

I’m fucking sick of being sick. I’d rather be injured, because at least when you’re injured, you get “pills”. Myrtle loves taking said “pills” while watching The Gong Show. But unlike the Isley Brothers, I’m not contagious – it’s just my allergies. So lucky me, I get to rub my nose raw and hock loogies [...]

I’m ashamed….

I’m so not on my game.
I’m in Fresno right now and we were in this ghetto thrift store downtown and they had a fucking DOUCHE BAG for sale, and it was laying out there with the original box and everything. Hot water bottle my ass……
And I forgot to take a picture of said douche bag. [...]