Archive for the 'Life at the Ranch' Category
September 14, 2009
We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:
That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!
Posted in Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Movies, Retro Trash |
Tags: 1970's, auction, bush, chair, collectable, hairy, Herman Miller, muff, porn, porno, pussy, teacher, vintage
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August 4, 2009
Myrtle likes herself some fancy root beer.
I usually get the Dog’s N’ Suds (my favorite), but I thought I’d try out a different one to see if it could kick The Pup’s ass.
So in this fight we have the returning champion, Dog’s N’ Suds, versus Berghoff.
Posted in Food, Life at the Ranch, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Movies, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Beefaroni, Berghoff, cars, criminal justice, Dogs N' Suds, Frosty, Hall and Oates, La Concha Hotel, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Pacific Electric Line, porno tapes, Puerto Rico, root beer, San Juan, Thingamajig, VCR, VHS, Yellow Cars
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July 29, 2009
Hey Mr. Canacorn (a.k.a. “Corn” )…
Even my cat has a Jackie Gleason record collection…..
Posted in Celebrity Crap, Fucking Bullshit, Life at the Ranch, Music |
Tags: cat, album, Jackie Gleason, record, Lonesome Echo, Salvador Dali
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July 29, 2009
I went grocery shopping today. I’ve been on this ice cream kick lately, so I stopped at the ice cream aisle and I checked out the Ben n’ Jerrys.
I never was really a fan until lately. Maybe because I was never impressed with their fucking hippie jack-off flavors and causes? Yeah, that was probably it.
But [...]
Posted in Celebrity Crap, Food, Life at the Ranch |
Tags: Americone Dream, beard, Ben & Jerry's, Bob Geldof, Cherry Garcia, Coney Island Waffle, Country Peach Cobbler, Creme Brule, dirty hippies, Farm Aid, ice cream, marijuana, sorbet, Spotted Dick, Stephen Colbert, Waylon Jennings, weed, Wille Nelson
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July 28, 2009
A friend of The Myrt on MySpace posted a blog about T&C Surf Designs. So I went to check it out.
He posted 2 tiny little pictures.
Sigh.
So those 2 tiny little pictures took me back and it made me think of my megaphone.
Or as I call it, The Myrtleyeller.
Fat Goo likes to yell too!
So here’s how [...]
Posted in Life at the Ranch, Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: 1980's, Billabong, bumper stickers, cheerleader, Jimmy Z, KROQ, Los Angeles Rams, megaphone, Music Plus, Pirate Radio, Rip Curl, skaters, stickers, surf, T & C Surf Designs, yelling
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April 24, 2008
ARGH!
Fat Goo has been a fat asshole lately.
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Miller High Life and Djarums, Myrtle's Mens, Wah! |
Tags: brand loyal, cat, Fat Goo, Glad, hippo, lactose, litter box, Miller High Life and Djarums, poop, Professor, Rialto, Tatooine, Tootsie Roll
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April 17, 2008
As soon as Matt came home from work, I marched into the main house with my hand on my hip and said -
“We need a bug zapper!”
“Guh?” said Matt as he sat on the filthy flowered couch with one of his shaved bitches.
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle's Mens, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: Amityville Horror, bitches, bug zapper, El Camino, In-N-Out, moths, stoned
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February 26, 2008
Myrtle is usually one of those people that is always on time, and I hate it when other people are late (and NO, I am not talking about you, Jayson). I understand that shit happens and everyone is late on occasion, but I’m talking about people who are constantly, habitually late.
Myrtle is becoming one of [...]
Posted in Food, Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Morrissey, Myrtle Hates the Public, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: Banquet, coffee, dead possum, Fun Corner, government, Hi-Rev, In-N-Out, Inland Empire, late, Lil' Magic, monkey, Mother's Cookies, turkey pot pies, wimps
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February 12, 2008
So Norco has a Subway.
Myrtle was glad when it opened up. It was close, and it was in the same shopping center as Staters and the loogie laundermat, so it was convenient. But seriously, it’s a fucking joke.
Posted in Food, Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle Hates the Public, Wah! |
Tags: Coors Lite, coupons, cowboys, Danny's Place, Eat Fresh, Eatern Europe, Jared, meat, Nightbreed, Norco, Quiznos, sandwiches, Staters, Subway, white trash
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