Archive for the 'Miller High Life and Djarums' Category
July 30, 2009
So what the fuck is up with these Summer Bums?
I’ve been seeing more and more “homeless” people begging for money, but they don’t even look fucking homeless!
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Miller High Life and Djarums, Myrtle Hates Other People, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: 7-11, Basic Cigarettes, begging, bums, change, Chimay, Djarums, Dr. Who, Gutter Pup, homeless, Las Vegas, off-ramp, rude, screaming mijos, spange, Stella Artois, summer squatters, The Exploited, World of Warcraft
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April 24, 2008
ARGH!
Fat Goo has been a fat asshole lately.
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Miller High Life and Djarums, Myrtle's Mens, Wah! |
Tags: brand loyal, cat, Fat Goo, Glad, hippo, lactose, litter box, Miller High Life and Djarums, poop, Professor, Rialto, Tatooine, Tootsie Roll
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January 3, 2008
“So many people that I want to kill……maybe I wont, maybe I will….” – GG Allin, “Legalize Murder”
I wanna bitch about stuff.
So lets bitch.
1) I fucking hate the word “artisan”. It’s so overdone. Everything is “artisan” this and “artisan” that. Can’t I just buy some fucking bread without having to make it “meaningful”? I [...]
Posted in Food, Fucking Bullshit, Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Miller High Life and Djarums, Music, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle Hates the Public, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: 10CC, 1970's, AIR, anemic, artisan, Bad Company, bitching, burger, burned, Cadbury Cream Eggs, Cape Cods, chili, Christmas, Djarums, dress, Easter, French, General Public, GG Allin, hipsters, Hot Chili Seasoning, Lane Bryant, Legalize Murder, New Years, Olestra, pussys, Radiohead, Rite-Aid, Robin Eggs, shit, shits, spank, spicy, Valentines Day, Walgreens, Wendys
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January 2, 2008
I thought that since the end of the year is upon us, I would do a bit of reflecting. Not so much for you, but for me. Yes me, fuckers – after all, the blog is called “Meat is Myrtle”, not “Meat is Assholes on WordPress”.
So overall, I think 2007 was a pretty [...]
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Miller High Life and Djarums, Morrissey, Myrtle's Travels, Wah! |
Tags: 2007, beer, boyfriend, Circle K, concert, Dark Skies, heartbreak. birthday party, hippies, Huey Lewis, love, Miller High Life and Djarums, Morrissey, pancakes, review, Sacramento Dave, Speed, The Smiths
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October 23, 2007
So I was checking my “Blog Stats” and it’s shows you what words or phrases people typed into a search engine to make your site come up as a “matching web page”. From the same person, these are the search phrases they entered (I’m keeping the spelling and grammar the absolute same):
djarums
kristeen young
meat other people
morrissey
baby [...]
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Miller High Life and Djarums, Morrissey, Myrtle's Mens, Uncategorized |
Tags: Baby Spiders, Djarums, dream date, Flexorall, Kristeen Young, Morrissey
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October 9, 2007
Because of your generous tax dollars, I had today off from work for Columbus day. I spent it working on my house, blogging, and listening to Split Enz.
I was reading Curbed LA, which led me to Luxist, which led me to this:
Posted in Los Angeles, Miller High Life and Djarums, Myrtle's Pics, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, Uncategorized |
Tags: drinking, furniture, holiday party, house, Mid Century Modern, pool, retro, vintage
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