Archive for the 'Movies' Category
September 14, 2009
We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:
That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!
Posted in Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Movies, Retro Trash |
Tags: 1970's, auction, bush, chair, collectable, hairy, Herman Miller, muff, porn, porno, pussy, teacher, vintage
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August 25, 2009
That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.
“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?
“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle
Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.
But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!
SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1
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Posted in Movies, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: beatniks, Bill Needle, Bobby Bittman, Danny Thomas, Dave Thomas, Eugene Levy, Harmonica Gang, heist, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, Johnny Puleo, Make Room for Daddy, Maudlin's Eleven, Ocean's Eleven, Rick Moranis, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, skectch, Skip Bittman, spoof, squaresville, William B
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August 13, 2009
So back on August 3rd, my brother (I have 2) flipped and rolled his work truck. He’s a pool man, so all of the chemicals spilled and they closed the freeway for FOUR hours.
See for yourself – http://www.10news.com/news/20267677/detail.html?taf=sand
To celebrate this momentous occasion, I decided to get all vintage-Los-Angeles-traffic-spills on your ass and show you some [...]
Posted in History, In the News, Los Angeles, Movies |
Tags: 1970's, 1974, 1980's, closed, Earthquake, fire, freeway, Golden State Freeway, Harbor freeway, Hazmat, latex, Long Beach Freeway, Los Angeles, movie, oil, Pasadena Freeway, Pomona Freeway, pool chemicals, San Bernardino Freeway, San Diego, Santa Monica Freeway, spill, toxic
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August 12, 2009
Stevie and I have been talking Warriors all week because of last weeks blog, and we realized that there’s three HUGE plot holes in the movie.
Before you start jumping on my ass, let me just state for the record that I, for one, am NOT one of those people that pull movies apart. I [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Movies |
Tags: beach, Coney Island, gangs, movie, New York City, plot holes, Riffs, Rogues, The Orphans, The Warrios, turf, Turnbull AC's
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August 5, 2009
CAAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIGGGGG IT, TOM CODY?
Walter Hill only made like two good movies – The Warriors and Streets of Fire. But he sure picked the best songs ever to end them with.
When I hear “In the City” on the radio, my mind instantly thinks of late 1970’s/early 1980’s New York City. For a bunch [...]
Posted in Movies, Music, Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Can You Dig It?, Cyrus, Deeper and Deeper, Diane Lane, In the City, Joe Walh, Lee Ving, New York City, Rick Moranis, Streets of Fire, The Eagles, The Fixx, The Warriors, Tom Cody, Tony Scott, Walter Hill
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August 4, 2009
Myrtle likes herself some fancy root beer.
I usually get the Dog’s N’ Suds (my favorite), but I thought I’d try out a different one to see if it could kick The Pup’s ass.
So in this fight we have the returning champion, Dog’s N’ Suds, versus Berghoff.
Posted in Food, Life at the Ranch, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Movies, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Beefaroni, Berghoff, cars, criminal justice, Dogs N' Suds, Frosty, Hall and Oates, La Concha Hotel, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Pacific Electric Line, porno tapes, Puerto Rico, root beer, San Juan, Thingamajig, VCR, VHS, Yellow Cars
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July 23, 2009
Here are some pics of the Sundown Drive-In Theater in Whittier, Ca when it was brand spankin new – all nice and sparkly and gleaming and ready for families!
Posted in History, Movies, Retro Trash |
Tags: grand opening, snack bar, Sundown Drive-In, Whittier
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July 22, 2009
I have a headache and I haven’t slept in days, so Soylent Steve is going to be my guest blogger tonight.
Document of my July 1981 date at the Blue Hills Drive In Theater, Canton MA
By: Soylent Steve
Thursday
I procure a destination for my date with Cindy. The Groove Tube is playing at The Blue Hill [...]
Posted in Crap Written by Myrtle's Friends, History, Movies, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television |
Tags: Blue Hills Drive-In, Buick Skylark, Canton, Drive-in, Good N' Plenties, guest blogger, making out, Massachusetts, Soylent Steve, The Groove Tube
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