Things That Myrtle Hates

1) People that use dirt bikes as legitimate means of transportation.
2) Fat guys that have attitude. I can’t tell you how many fat guys I’ve gone out with that had the nerve to criticize my weight. Or like the guy in the ice cream aisle at the grocery store that was blocking the aisle – [...]

At least she wont say no….

For some reason, this memory came flooding back to me tonight, so I thought I would blog it.

Myrtle expresses herself through Art Therapy

Myrtle has been stressed lately.
My weight-loss has me stressed.
My love-life (or lack of it) has me stressed.
My fear of being alone for the rest of my life has me stressed.
My car has me stressed.
The fact that Bo is going to die from pancreatic cancer on “Days of our Lives” has me stressed.
And, of course, [...]

A Typical Morning for Myrtle

Myrtle is usually one of those people that is always on time, and I hate it when other people are late (and NO, I am not talking about you, Jayson). I understand that shit happens and everyone is late on occasion, but I’m talking about people who are constantly, habitually late.
Myrtle is becoming one of [...]

Eat Fresh! (Obviously I dont mean your mom)

So Norco has a Subway.
Myrtle was glad when it opened up. It was close, and it was in the same shopping center as Staters and the loogie laundermat, so it was convenient. But seriously, it’s a fucking joke.

Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge

So right now I’m extremely tired and extremely stressed.
Work has been crazy. February and March are usually a really busy time for me, and on top of being swamped with regular work, we’ve been informed that we have to move out of our current location of 22 years into a new location by February 22nd. [...]

DMV stands for Dimwits, Mothers, and Vatos

*I’ve been super fricken tired lately due to my sleep issues, so I dont have the brain power to be creative. So I’m pulling one from the vaults and posting it. When I’m well rested (or laid), I’ll post some fresh bitching and complaining*
 
DMV stands for Dimwits, Mothers, and Vatos
I have to get [...]

Fuck me in the ass……

“So many people that I want to kill……maybe I wont, maybe I will….” – GG Allin, “Legalize Murder”
I wanna bitch about stuff.
So lets bitch.
1) I fucking hate the word “artisan”. It’s so overdone. Everything is “artisan” this and “artisan” that. Can’t I just buy some fucking bread without having to make it “meaningful”? I [...]

Your tax dollars at work

Like every office during the holidays, we do Secret Santa. So for a week before our holiday party, you’re supposed to put little presents in your persons stocking, leading up to one big present to be revealed at the party.
So far, I’ve gotten a piggy bank with Dubble Bubble in it, snowman candles, snowman socks, [...]

Santa visits The Ghetto and Myrtle visits the gym

I feel like I have lots to talk about, but nothing to say.
I’m still in a shitty mood, and the fact that I’m in a shitty mood makes me even more in a shitty mood. I really dont want to be like that – I want to be happy and joyful again, but I just [...]