So I’ve been totally bummed lately.
I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly because I’m totally weak ass and the newest issue is the “Vampire” issue.
Bah humbug!
Archive for the 'Myrtle's Attempts at Creative Writing' Category
Vampires (and Myrtle) suck!
August 3, 2009Rib Sticking Good
August 2, 2009I was reading the Dollar Stretcher again, and I came across (don’t worry, I cleaned it up) this question in the “Recipe” section (right below the now famous Homemade A1 Steak Sauce question):
“I was wondering if anyone has tips for making inexpensive oatmeal?”
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU CAN’T EVEN AFFORD OATMEAL, JUST CURL UP AND DIE ALREADY!!!!!!
But hark, [...]
Seriously Folks…..
August 1, 2009I read this web page called The Dollar Stretcher (www.stretcher.com) because they have a lot of good ideas for crafts, entertaining, etc… It’s a good web page, but some of the people on it are soooooo fucking cheap ass. I saw this question asked in the Recipes section:
“We love A1 sauce, but it is so [...]
Who likes Ramen?
August 1, 2009While going through folders on my computer, I found the folder that had all of my “food writing”. And because I’m fat, it made me hungry.
Let me explain – years and years ago, I used do a MySpace page called “The Ghetto Gourmet” and I would write stories, reviews, complaints, recipes, whatever, as long as [...]
Pass the Stella – I’m hip now!
February 5, 2008I think I’m getting sick, but I hope it’s just allergies from the dust of moving shit at work.
So guess what? Myrtle is a SNOB now! Actually, I’ve always had a cultured intellectual side that I’ve always been embarrassed to show, but now it will be shown against my will. If you’re a loyal reader [...]
