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It’s a Long Way to McDonalds (if you want to rock n’ roll)

October 14, 2009

Friday Mondays

September 7, 2009

Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?

Wet Panties Wednesday!

August 26, 2009

William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.

Two for Tuesday = Eleven

August 25, 2009

That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.
“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?
“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle
Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.
But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!
SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1
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MusikLaden Mondays

August 24, 2009

All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.
Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”

MusikLaden Mondays

August 17, 2009

Why do I want to run my hands through Daryl Hall’s hair?

(100) Posts of Myrtle

August 12, 2009

Yes sir, this is the 100th Meat Is Myrtle post.

I never thought it would be so easy to write 100 blog posts of garbage, but it was super easy!
To celebrate 100 Posts of Myrtle, I think it’s appropriate to post something FABULOUS!
So I bring you (in the typical spirit of Myrtle)….The History of Daryl Hall’s [...]

Morrissey Mondays

August 9, 2009

So the rumor online is that Morrissey is wearing dentures.

I guess he’s been lisping (but is it a Lucky Lisp), and I guess his mouth and chin look different. I haven’t really noticed, because to me, he looks like a whiny 50 year old man.

Three for Thursday……

July 30, 2009

For the first inaugural “Three for Thursday”, I thought I’d bring some smoove grooves to the party – I don’t want to overload you right away.
Huh huh….I said “load”.
So I’m bringing you three videos from the swingingist smoove cat I know – Tom Monroe. His soothing voice and boyish good looks just make me relax [...]

If I could have one memory….

July 27, 2009

Someone asked me one time “If I could only have one memory, what would it be?”

It was a good question, and I was surprised when it entered my mind pretty instantly. I thought it would be something I would have to think and think about, and usually my natural blonde head HATES thinking after [...]