Archive for the 'Myrtle's Travels' Category
September 8, 2009
Sorry, no blog tonight.
I’m going to see AC/DC at the Honda Center.
My friend and I are going to go for a massage first (to get all loose for Anus, I mean, Angus), and then eat BBQ, and then go to the show.
I’m not going to eat BBQ beans though – I don’t want my american [...]
Posted in Music, Myrtle's Travels |
Tags: AC/DC, american thighs, Angus Young, anus, BBQ, Honda Center, massage, You Shook Me All Night Long
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August 4, 2009
Myrtle likes herself some fancy root beer.
I usually get the Dog’s N’ Suds (my favorite), but I thought I’d try out a different one to see if it could kick The Pup’s ass.
So in this fight we have the returning champion, Dog’s N’ Suds, versus Berghoff.
Posted in Food, Life at the Ranch, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Movies, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Beefaroni, Berghoff, cars, criminal justice, Dogs N' Suds, Frosty, Hall and Oates, La Concha Hotel, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Pacific Electric Line, porno tapes, Puerto Rico, root beer, San Juan, Thingamajig, VCR, VHS, Yellow Cars
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July 8, 2009
I’ve always loved Downtown Las Vegas.
It started when I was a kid. My parents took us to Vegas one summer and I whined that I wanted to see the “Cowboy Sign from the U2 video”.
I love it because it’s the only bit of “old school” Las Vegas left.
I love it because everything is right there [...]
Posted in History, Myrtle's Travels, Retro Trash |
Tags: 1940, Apache, casino, craps, downtown, keno, Las Vegas, roulette, slots, U2
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February 7, 2008
I’m fucking sick of being sick. I’d rather be injured, because at least when you’re injured, you get “pills”. Myrtle loves taking said “pills” while watching The Gong Show. But unlike the Isley Brothers, I’m not contagious – it’s just my allergies. So lucky me, I get to rub my nose raw and hock loogies [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, In the News, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Myrtle Hates Other People, Myrtle's Travels, Television, Uncategorized |
Tags: allergies, Bud Lite, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Coors Lite, crackhead, diet, Dr. Pepper, Drew Carey Show, Elvis, keg, loadies, loogies, Lotions and Lace, Mimi, MuMu, Norco, pills, Redneck Wedding, Riverside, Rudy Ray Moore, sick, The Gong Show, tiki, Tropicana, wedding, whippits, Wrangler
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February 5, 2008
I think I’m getting sick, but I hope it’s just allergies from the dust of moving shit at work.
So guess what? Myrtle is a SNOB now! Actually, I’ve always had a cultured intellectual side that I’ve always been embarrassed to show, but now it will be shown against my will. If you’re a loyal reader [...]
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Los Angeles, Myrtle's Attempts at Creative Writing, Myrtle's Pics, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: architecture, Case Study House #22, Chimay, Fox, Los Angeles, mall bats, Modernism Magazine, novel, Pierre Koenig, snob, Stella, vampires
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February 1, 2008
I need to get married ASAP.
Well, not ASAP. By 2010.
Hopefully on 09/09/09. Yes, I’m a 16 year old boy at heart.
Posted in Morrissey, Myrtle's Mens, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Wah! |
Tags: casino, classy, Fat Elvis, Fireside Lounge, hawaiian, Kenny Loggins, Las Vegas, married, Morrissey, Mr. Roboto, Peppermill, scorpion bowls, The First 48, tiki, Tropicana, wedding
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January 19, 2008
I’m so not on my game.
I’m in Fresno right now and we were in this ghetto thrift store downtown and they had a fucking DOUCHE BAG for sale, and it was laying out there with the original box and everything. Hot water bottle my ass……
And I forgot to take a picture of said douche bag. [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, Gross, Myrtle's Travels, Wah! |
Tags: douche bag, Fresno, hot water bottle, picture, spank, thrift store
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January 14, 2008
Posted in Books, Mags, and Ephemera, Morrissey, Music, Myrtle's Pics, Myrtle's Travels, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: albums, CD's, collectors, Huntington Beach, independent, mom and pop, punk rock, record store, records, t-shirts, vinyl, Vinyl Solution
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January 8, 2008
On January 18th, I will once again be making a weekend trip to The Big No, to visit a good friend of mine. And to go record shopping. I’m on the hunt for a specific album, and you know how us Music Snobs will travel to the ends of the earth for a certain record.
Posted in Food, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is, Uncategorized |
Tags: art deco, barf, Barmobile, Central California, downtown, farming, Fresno, House of Ribs, Joe Dirt, post war, Sonic, streamline moderne, The Big No, The Brig, theaters, Warnors Theater
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January 2, 2008
I thought that since the end of the year is upon us, I would do a bit of reflecting. Not so much for you, but for me. Yes me, fuckers – after all, the blog is called “Meat is Myrtle”, not “Meat is Assholes on WordPress”.
So overall, I think 2007 was a pretty [...]
Posted in Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Miller High Life and Djarums, Morrissey, Myrtle's Travels, Wah! |
Tags: 2007, beer, boyfriend, Circle K, concert, Dark Skies, heartbreak. birthday party, hippies, Huey Lewis, love, Miller High Life and Djarums, Morrissey, pancakes, review, Sacramento Dave, Speed, The Smiths
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