Archive for the 'Retro Trash' Category
September 14, 2009
We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”
Click on this link for the video:
Vintage Hairy Broads Eat Pussy – Pornhub.com
Here’s the chair:
That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!
Posted in Gross, Just Whatever Myrtle Feels Like Bitching About, Life at the Ranch, Movies, Retro Trash |
Tags: 1970's, auction, bush, chair, collectable, hairy, Herman Miller, muff, porn, porno, pussy, teacher, vintage
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September 7, 2009
Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?
Posted in Los Angeles, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television |
Tags: Joe Friday, Dragnet, Jack Webb, LAPD, detective, police
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August 26, 2009
William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.
Posted in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, Eugene Levy, Hall and Oates, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, John Oates, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, William B
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August 25, 2009
That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.
“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?
“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle
Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.
But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!
SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1
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Posted in Movies, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: beatniks, Bill Needle, Bobby Bittman, Danny Thomas, Dave Thomas, Eugene Levy, Harmonica Gang, heist, Joe Flahtery, John Candy, Johnny Puleo, Make Room for Daddy, Maudlin's Eleven, Ocean's Eleven, Rick Moranis, Sammy Maudlin, SCTV, skectch, Skip Bittman, spoof, squaresville, William B
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August 24, 2009
All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.
Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”
Posted in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television |
Tags: 1970's, blow, brothers, moustache, Musikladen, Ron Mael, Russell Mael, Sparks, Tv, West Germany
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August 18, 2009
Because last weeks “Two for Tuesday” was the bomb (literally!), I thought I would continue the greatness into this week.
I bring you two clips from the 1982 Grammy Awards. The first clip is for the Best R & B Male, and the second clip is for Best R & B Female.
Here’s what to look [...]
Posted in History, Music, Retro Trash, Television |
Tags: 1980's, 1982, Aretha Franklin, Best R&B, big hat, blind, coked-up, crackhead, dead, Denice Williams, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, fat, female, George Benson, Grace Jones, Grammy Awards, Jennifer Holliday, kids, Luther Vandross, male, Marvin Gaye, Patrice Rushen, Ray Parker Jr., Rick James, shot, Stevie Wonder
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August 17, 2009
Why do I want to run my hands through Daryl Hall’s hair?
Posted in Music, Myrtle's Mens, Retro Trash, Television |
Tags: 1970's, Daryl Hall, Hall & Oates, John Oates, moustache, Musikladen, Rich Girl
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August 11, 2009
As someone who has spent most of her life studying and enjoying Nevada Gambling History, I pretty much know everything – through reading or through many of my collections.
I know all about the horrendous MGM Grand fire of 1980. I still refuse to this day to stay at Bally’s because you know that fucking place [...]
Posted in Fucking Bullshit, History, Retro Trash |
Tags: 1980, Bally's, Batista's Hole in the Wall, bombing, california, casino, fire, Fresno, gambling, Harvey's Resort Hotel, Lake Tahoe, MGM Grand Hotel, Nevada, Sonic
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August 5, 2009
CAAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIGGGGG IT, TOM CODY?
Walter Hill only made like two good movies – The Warriors and Streets of Fire. But he sure picked the best songs ever to end them with.
When I hear “In the City” on the radio, my mind instantly thinks of late 1970’s/early 1980’s New York City. For a bunch [...]
Posted in Movies, Music, Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Can You Dig It?, Cyrus, Deeper and Deeper, Diane Lane, In the City, Joe Walh, Lee Ving, New York City, Rick Moranis, Streets of Fire, The Eagles, The Fixx, The Warriors, Tom Cody, Tony Scott, Walter Hill
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August 4, 2009
Myrtle likes herself some fancy root beer.
I usually get the Dog’s N’ Suds (my favorite), but I thought I’d try out a different one to see if it could kick The Pup’s ass.
So in this fight we have the returning champion, Dog’s N’ Suds, versus Berghoff.
Posted in Food, Life at the Ranch, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Movies, Myrtle's Travels, PADRE (Preservation, Architecture, Design, Real Estate), Retro Trash, The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is |
Tags: Beefaroni, Berghoff, cars, criminal justice, Dogs N' Suds, Frosty, Hall and Oates, La Concha Hotel, Los Angeles, Morrissey, Pacific Electric Line, porno tapes, Puerto Rico, root beer, San Juan, Thingamajig, VCR, VHS, Yellow Cars
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