Meat is Myrtle
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Archive for the 'Television' Category

Friday Mondays

September 7, 2009

Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?

Wet Panties Wednesday!

August 26, 2009

William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.

Two for Tuesday = Eleven

August 25, 2009

That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.
“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?
“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle
Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.
But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!
SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1
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MusikLaden Mondays

August 24, 2009

All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.
Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”

Two for Tuesday

August 18, 2009

Because last weeks “Two for Tuesday” was the bomb (literally!), I thought I would continue the greatness into this week.
I bring you two clips from the 1982 Grammy Awards. The first clip is for the Best R & B Male, and the second clip is for Best R & B Female.
Here’s what to look [...]

MusikLaden Mondays

August 17, 2009

Why do I want to run my hands through Daryl Hall’s hair?

Three for Thursday……

July 30, 2009

For the first inaugural “Three for Thursday”, I thought I’d bring some smoove grooves to the party – I don’t want to overload you right away.
Huh huh….I said “load”.
So I’m bringing you three videos from the swingingist smoove cat I know – Tom Monroe. His soothing voice and boyish good looks just make me relax [...]

Drive-In Week, Day 3 – Soylent Steve Gets His Groove On

July 22, 2009

I have a headache and I haven’t slept in days, so Soylent Steve is going to be my guest blogger tonight.
Document of my July 1981 date at the Blue Hills Drive In Theater, Canton MA
By: Soylent Steve

Thursday
I procure a destination for my date with Cindy. The Groove Tube is playing at The Blue Hill [...]

Take Off!

July 15, 2009

As you know, I’m an SCTV fanatic. I would totally blow young Eugene Levy, cause I like my guys Jewey and Hairy (and funny).
So while I was at the record store one night, I picked up this beauty for five bucks:

Myrtle McKenzie

Poor Herb!

July 7, 2009

(What a stud!)
I was listening to my iPod on the way home from work today, and “Rise” by Herb Alpert came on.
I was instantly reminded of what a sexy and fun song it is. Or was, until Biggie’s fat ass ruined it.