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Archive for the 'The Reasons Why Myrtle Is the Way She Is' Category
Where do I start? (NSFW)
September 2, 2009Flickr Friday
August 28, 2009I’m going through my Flickr accounts and posting random pictures that I find amusing. Sorry folks!
Wet Panties Wednesday!
August 26, 2009William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????
My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.
Two for Tuesday = Eleven
August 25, 2009That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.
“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?
“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle
Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.
But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!
SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1
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Pho Phridays – NSFW edition!
August 7, 2009Mmm…Vietnamese food. Don’t get started, because I already know every Vietnamese food joke out there (vet clinic next door, missing cats in the neighborhood, etc…). So why don’t you stop talking out your ass, get some balls, and try it?
So one of my all time favorite things to eat is Pho. Pho is basically Vietnamese [...]
Two for Tuesday
August 5, 2009CAAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIGGGGG IT, TOM CODY?
Walter Hill only made like two good movies – The Warriors and Streets of Fire. But he sure picked the best songs ever to end them with.
When I hear “In the City” on the radio, my mind instantly thinks of late 1970’s/early 1980’s New York City. For a bunch [...]
Snippets, Part 367
August 4, 2009Myrtle likes herself some fancy root beer.
I usually get the Dog’s N’ Suds (my favorite), but I thought I’d try out a different one to see if it could kick The Pup’s ass.
So in this fight we have the returning champion, Dog’s N’ Suds, versus Berghoff.
Three for Thursday……
July 30, 2009For the first inaugural “Three for Thursday”, I thought I’d bring some smoove grooves to the party – I don’t want to overload you right away.
Huh huh….I said “load”.
So I’m bringing you three videos from the swingingist smoove cat I know – Tom Monroe. His soothing voice and boyish good looks just make me relax [...]
Summer Bums, make me feel fine….
July 30, 2009So what the fuck is up with these Summer Bums?
I’ve been seeing more and more “homeless” people begging for money, but they don’t even look fucking homeless!
Go Team Myrt!
July 28, 2009A friend of The Myrt on MySpace posted a blog about T&C Surf Designs. So I went to check it out.
He posted 2 tiny little pictures.
Sigh.
So those 2 tiny little pictures took me back and it made me think of my megaphone.
Or as I call it, The Myrtleyeller.
Fat Goo likes to yell too!
So here’s how [...]
