Meat is Myrtle

It’s a Long Way to McDonalds (if you want to rock n’ roll)

Myrtle — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:24:36 +0000

Myrtle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:55:00 +0000

And no, I’m not sick of this joke yet…..

Myrtle — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:43:13 +0000

We sat down to watch this porno clip and the first thing out of my mouth was “Do you know how much that chair is worth now?”

Here’s the chair:

That’s probably TWICE what they paid to make the movie!

Myrtle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:27:56 +0000

Sorry, no blog tonight.

I’m going to see AC/DC at the Honda Center.

My friend and I are going to go for a massage first (to get all loose for Anus, I mean, Angus), and then eat BBQ, and then go to the show.

I’m not going to eat BBQ beans though – I don’t want my american thighs knocking everyone out all night.

Myrtle — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:56:53 +0000

Can you get any cooler than Joe Friday in this scene?

Myrtle — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:37:59 +0000

For my homie, Mr. Canacorn

Myrtle — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:47:28 +0000

I’m going through my Flickr accounts and posting random pictures that I find amusing. Sorry folks!

Myrtle — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:38:52 +0000

William B, Bobby Bittman, Daryl Hall, John Oates, AND Sammy Maudlin on the same panel?????

My panties are wetter than Sammy’s curl.

Myrtle — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:44:48 +0000

That’s Maudlin’s Eleven to you, pal.

“What’s Maudlin’s Eleven?” you ask?

“You’re totally Squaresville – it’s only one of the BEST sketches EVER on SCTV!” says Myrtle

Granted, it’s one sketch, but it’s in two parts so fucking bite me, cats.

But please watch this – it’s like a piece of cake…..with frosting!

SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 1

SCTV, Maudlin’s Eleven – Part 2

Myrtle — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 08:00:07 +0000

All I have to say is that the Mael Brothers aren’t the first set of brother’s I’ve wanted to blow.

Sparks – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us”